British schools removing analog clocks from classrooms…. considered too difficult to teach.

Big Ben to be replaced with a Big Brother style projection of the Queen’s ever watchful eyes and a digital clockface running a few minutes fast because British punctuality is deemed lacking. At the top of the hour a column of armored knights will march around in a circle and throw their swords in a pile as the Queen’s image scolds and screams the only thing we have to fear is kitchen knives and potato peelers….