Secret South Korean war plans are safe after reported North Korea hack, Pentagon says

According to the South Korean newspaper Chosun Ilbo, one document outlines potential troop deployments, lists North Korean targets, and describes amphibious landing scenarios as well as plans for a post-war occupation.

Yonhap News Agency also said the plan called for the deployment of 700,000 U.S. troops in the event of a full-scale war.

A spokesman for the South Korean defense ministry insisted the document was merely an 11-page summary and did not contain sensitive information.

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